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"99 Problems" is a Moon Man single produced by Jake Pawl that was released to youtube on January 22, 2016. Like "(Over) 99 Niggers", it is a remix of "99 Problems" by Jay Z. It was released on the mixtape More Than One Way to Skin a Nigger.

In the song, Moon Man targets Democrats, in particular Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton, and their treatment of niggers, whom he also targets. Spics are mentioned briefly, as well.

Sun Man makes an appearance, advocating for non-hatred and equality, and mentions that his vote is for Bernie Sanders.

Lyrics Edit

If you're having race problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 neighbors, but a nigger ain't one

I got the Democrats on the PC patrol Spics that wanna make sure my job's taken Moon critics that say these nigger-loving lows(?) I'm from the suburbs, spook, what type of facts are those? If you grew up with niggers in your school You'd celebrate the minute you were graduating I'm like, Fuck minorities, you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics, you can hang from a tree Got beef with Apple if they employ blacks They don't persecute jews, I don't give a shit so Bernie Sanders, try and use my Moon ass So America can give him more cash for niggers Fuckers, I don't know what you take me as Or understand the intelligence that Moon Man has I'm from McDonalds to rap, Hillary, I ain't dumb

I got 99 problems, but a nigger ain't one 99 problems, but a nigger ain't one If you having race problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a nigger ain't one Hit me

The year is '64 and my rap is raw In my rearviewmirror two niggers in a car I got two choices, y'all pull over the car or... Pounce on the double, put the trigger to the floor Now I ain't trying to see no spooks on my block Plus I got a few rounds, I can fight the coons So I pull 'em over to the side of the road And I heard

[Sun Man] Mister, why are you stopping us?

Because you are young and black and your hat's real low Do I look like a Democrat to you? You should know

[Sun Man] Am I under arrest, or should I get a lawyer?

Well you're driving around in my hood Look up to the sky, say your prayers And step out of the car Are you a member of the NAACP? I know a lot of you are

[Sun Man] Why, Moon Man? Why all the hate?

Because like many I wanna make America great

[Sun Man] Well my vote is for Sanders So is the rest of the country And I know Trump's done So you are gonna need a miracle for that

Aren't you sharp as a tack Are you some type of MLK or something? Or another waste of life

[Sun Man] No sir, im nobody big But I know a little bit Enough that you should accept we are all equal

Well see how equal we are when the KKK comes I got 99 problems, but a nigger ain't one Hit me 99 problems, but a nigger ain't one If you having race problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a nigger ain't one Hit me 99 problems, but a nigger ain't one If you having race problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a nigger ain't one Hit me

Now once upon a time, not too long ago A Moon like myself had to lynch a nigger This is not a nigger in the sense of having a attitude But a nigger having no goddamn sense tried to vote I tried to ignore him and go to the poles Cuss at him 'Cause some minorities just love to perform You know the type, loud as a gorilla But wouldn't bust a watermelom in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen Is I'ma get to macking

99 problems, but a nigger ain't one If you having race problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a nigger ain't one Hit me

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