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"Booking A Room" is a skit that appears as a hidden track on WhiteTopia. It also got put into The Ultimate Collection - Part 1, by virtue of being the hidden track behind "Religion Of Peace". In the short skit, Moon Man calls West Inn Reservations while touring to promote the upcoming WhiteTopia and books a hotel room in Stockholm. He requests "no niggers", and the hotel employee, Jordan, unprotestingly grants the request.

Lyrics Edit

[Jordan] Thank you for choosing West Inn Reservations. This is Jordan speaking. How may I help you today?

[Moonman] Hello. Have I reached Western Hotels?

[Jordan] No, this is West Inn Reservations. How can I help you today?

[Moonman] Hello. My name is Mac Tonight, and I would like to book a hotel room.

[Jordan] Okay. Okay, for which property?

[Moonman] What?

[Jordan] For which West Inn property?

[Moonman] The signal is bad. Sorry.

[Jordan] Okay, which West Inn property were you looking to stay at?

[Moonman] Which do you have?

[Jordan] I handle the West Inn reservations all over the world.

[Moonman] Oh, what about Sweden?

[Jordan] Sweden? Uh, okay, lemme go ahead and check. One moment.

[Moonman] Sure

[Jordan] And what date did you say?

[Moonman] Tomorrow. Is that okay?

[Jordan] I'm checking right now for you. One moment.

[Moonman] Cool.

[Jordan] Okay, so I do have I a Sheraton in Stockholm, ah for tomorrow the 27th, out on the 28th, for one night.

[Moonman] One night is enough for me though. I have one thing to ask you, though.

[Jordan] Yes sir.

[Moonman] I'm a musician, so I'm currently traveling a lot on the road.

[Jordan] Okay.

[Moonman] So I'm currently finishing an upcoming album. Things can get a bit stressful, so I just have one simple request to make my stay pleasant.

[Jordan] Okay.

[Moonman] Terrific. I only have one request: no niggers.

[Jordan] Okay.

[Moonman] I can't stand spearchuckers. Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.

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