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"Carol of the Bells" is Moon Man's take on the classic Christmas song of the same name, which he recorded for his first Christmas album, A KKKhristmas KKKarol. It was produced by That Racist Dude.

Audrina Patridge is a guest rapper in the song. At first she wants Moon Man to kiss her, but when he rejects her she goes into full feminist mode and becomes antagonistic. Sun Man also makes an appearance in the song, being offended by Moon Man as usual.

Lyrics Edit

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

So you thought that this would be a nice Christmas song Well, this isn't Mariah Carey so move along It's a KKK Khristmas All of you Klan members are not going to wanna miss this

All I want is your mom's pussy for Christmas Lol just kidding No but for real I want to kill niggers this holiday season They have committed far more than treason

For absolutely no reason Bitch, it's nigger-hunting season

Drop a nigger dead Make sure he is red Amputate his head Throw the dead body in the shed

Drop a nigger dead Make sure he is red Amputate his head Throw the dead body in the shed

[Audrina] Moonman, kiss me under the mistletoe

No you feminist ho, respect when a man says no

[Audrina] Shut the fuck up Moonman, I am calling rape Someone help, he fucked me like an ape

Of course you went to that, you stuck-up ho But you complimented my sex moves though You are a used-out whore Whose pussy looks like it's been through a worldwide war

Now get back to the kitchen and scrub the floor Oh look a spot, scrub some more

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

KKK KKK KKK

The Klan kills niggers like Batman The Klan runs over niggers with a minivan The Klan actually supports a policeman The Klan has the ultimate American plan

[Audrina] Moonman your last verse was very hurtful and mean I hope you get addicted to methamphetamine

Well if you don't like my comments you can suck my dick That's your job, you're a chick

And I will fuck you into the night That pussy so tight

[Sunman] Oh, Moonman no need to be so offensive and graphic It's Christmas, you need to back up on this traffic

Why the fuck are you're here? Where the fuck is your spear? You need to get out of here Niggers, feminists, spics, and jews

And all minorities Need to speak with the White authorities Killing all minorities are my priorities And killing them with all the White majorities

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

Santa, all I want for Christmas is a weapon of mass destruction So I can kill all niggers And there would be no sexual nigger reproduction I really want this gift Santa

So I can kill all the niggers in Atlanta Where we can use your sleigh as an airstrike machine And bomb Africa, it would be an amazing dream Killing all the niggers on the basketball team

But that can't happen because Santa isn't real Although the reindeer killing machine would be ideal

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

Carol of the bells Kill all the cartels Drop the bombshells Make sure Hitler excels

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