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"Downtown" is a Moon Man hit that he recorded for his Omega album, on which it appears as the final track. It is a parody of "Downtown" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.

The song tells a bloody story about Moon Man's adventures downtown. Star Man and Cloud Man are guest rappers on the track, who have their own bloody story to tell.

Lyrics Edit

Hi guys, it's Moon Man here with a story about my day downtown

I went to the convenient store to buy some liquor I turned around the corner and saw a good-for-nothing nigger And I'm like honestly, why did you have to ruin my day? So I shot his black ass and went on my way

Euglghwwlwlh the blood was too real The cashier screamed, and I heard a squeal Why do people seem to be scared of dead blacks? They should be happy I stopped them dead in their tracks

I'm headed downtown, cruising through the alley Shooting all blacks, even cute ones named Sally After this town, I'm headed to the valley To kill jigaboos there too

My Klan is ill And killing blacks is a thrill Got gas in the tank Cash in the bank

And I'm dragging a nigger behind my car I hope the road fucking tears him up But if it doesn't, I'll reverse my car And back it up all over his worthless nigger body

Killing the blacks and about to cap another Shut the fuck up darky, you ain't my brother Trayvon Martin and now Jamar Clark I shot both their asses 'cause their skin was dark

I'll make sure to keep it 14/88 The fourteen famous words and Heil Hitler, he's great I'm killing every spook I see on the street Cap a coon from his head to his feet

Riding down the streets in my white Mercedes Roll the windows down and holler at the ladies If they ignore me, I'll shoot their blonde behinds 'Cause I'm the coolest Moon Man that you'll ever find

Turned another corner and found myself in a bad neighborhood So I did what every normal White man should I pulled out my AK and starting sprayings all around Nigger corpses everywhere, then I went eastbound

Downtown is where I cap niggers all day If your skin is black, I'll make sure you feel my pain Downtown is where I shoot the dark folk You may think I jest, but this is no joke

Downtown All blacks are scared of this White face They know that they are never safe

Downtown I hope they all feel the embrace Of fifty bullets to the noggin, blood pouring out their face

You don't want no beef, black Get off my fucking streets, black Before I cap your ass, black Downtown

What you see is what you get, nigger Don't ever forget, nigger I'll pull the fucking trigger, nigger Downtown

Spook, cut the bullshit, 'cause you know I will never quit Every time I take a trip downtown I shoot everyone who is black or brown No one can catch me, the popo can't reprimand

I'm a crazy White supremacist up in this bitch I got your girl on my dick and a nigger in a ditch Because I'm too damn quick, I'm too damn slick Whole fucking town's trying to figure out who this is

It's me, the M the O the O the N And if you are black, you will never be my friend I take them behind a dirty old building And I give those coons a good old 1930s lynching

I'm cruising down the street and they're watching me All minorities are watching me intensely Well hello old darky, how do you do? Do you think you are going to live when your skin looks like poo?

I got one ideal, I got two peers The Star and the Cloud, get on the mic over here

[Starman] But Moonman what do you want us to say? We weren't downtown with you on that day

[Cloudman] Starman is right, because the two of us Managed to steal a city bus We went out in Detroit with our guns a-blazing We got on the bus and that sure was amazing

[Starman] The bus was filled with filthy negroes So we set our guns to automatic and started the show Within seconds the bus was red as a tomato I'm telling the truth, because I even took a photo

[Cloudman] But say Moon Man How come you never invited to sing on the Omega album before? Are our voices not good enough anymore?

I'll tell you guys after I finish my chorus

Downtown is where I cap niggers all day If your skin is black, I'll make sure you feel my pain Downtown is where I shoot the dark folk You may think I jest, but this is no joke

Downtown All blacks are scared of this White face They know that they are never safe

Downtown I hope they all feel the embrace Of fifty bullets to the noggin, blood pouring out their face

You don't want no beef, black Get off my fucking streets, black Before I cap your ass, black Downtown

What you see is what you get, nigger Don't ever forget, nigger I'll pull the fucking trigger, nigger Downtown

Okay, so while this guitar riff loops I'll tell you why you weren't in any of my songs It is because I was too busy getting high on angel dust To give a shit about either of you

Unfortunately, this is the last song of the album Fortunately, you guys can help me with my next album Moon Man - Traveling Abroad Coming soon

Moon Man

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