"I Fuck Sluts" is a Moon Man poem that was recorded for The Valentine KKKiller EP and ultimately included as a bonus track. Moon Man recites the poem with no backing music.

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Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts No ifs, ands, and/or buts I fuck sluts, I fuck sluts

Nice girls are nice but no good for nut sucking You'll need a serene night to greenlight at butt fucking But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking Boot to the nice girls, praise be to slut fucking

I have a list, a list, yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed I've never fucked or sucked these sluts, and thus my nuts are fucking pissed So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list Another dumb cumbucket struck from my nut sucking, suck it slut, slut fucking bucket list

Sluts can be White, black, brown, pink, or almond They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones Sluts can be perky, preppy, or posh With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash

But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart They can talk about science, music, or art They can put you together or they can pull you apart

But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare They'll force you to trust them and love them and care And then they'll be gone, and then you'll be aware Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there

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