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The "Intro" to Moon Man's WhiteTopia is a remix of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem. In it, Moon Man mostly targets niggers but also mentions feminists. He also admits to smoking crack. Sun Man raps an opposing verse before being gunned down by Moon Man.

This song also appears as track 9 on the greatest hits album The Ultimate Collection - Part 1: Notorious KKK, under the title "The Real Moon Man".

Later in 2015, Moon Man created another version of "The Real Moon Man" for The Lunatic.

Lyrics Edit

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Moon Man please stand up? I repeat Will the real Moon Man please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you've never seen a racist Moon before Slap a ho just like your mom got fucked before The Moon is back, killing blacks, talking smack And smoking crack, that's right KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK Just like that

[Sun Man] But Moon Man, what you be saying is racist Why you be down and hating? Let's face it If you were half the Moon you said you were You'd be an open-minded spiritual lyrical individual Like those other big rappers out there Why do you kill every black you be near?

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Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over this nine millimeter But if you want me to boil it down for you Then fuck off, nigger I don't give a shit about your race That's why I cap any blacks I see in the face Superior White master race

So fuck all of this social justice warrior shit I'll smack a black ho and chop off her clit All feminists need to back to the '20s Make me a sandwich You're all just butthurt Because Moon Man doesn't like his ladies thick Oh, and you guessed it Suck my dick

This is Moon Man coming straight to you from the paradise of WhiteTopia Livin' life large and cranking up the bass That would've otherwise been stolen by the blacks Now, sit back, kick back, roll a joint And enjoy the rest of this little masterpiece I'd like to call a little part of me 'Cause I'm the one and only motherfuckin' Moon Man

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