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"KKK-Unit Intro" is a skit at the beginning Moon Man's album KKK-Unit.

At the beginning of the skit, Moon Man is watching TV news about his victory in his court case against Caitlyn Jenner, but he is interrupted by Sun Man, who is upset with Moon Man for not thanking him for his help in the court case victory.

After Sun Man leaves, Moon Man goes back to watching TV and sees a commercial for a show about criminal-catching bounty hunters called American Unit, which gives him the idea the gather a group of his own, nigger-killing bounty hunters, a group which he'll call KKK-Unit. He calls Star Man and tells him get Cloud Man and prepare for a hunt.

Lyrics Edit

[narrator] There has been a stir-up over the past few months regarding Moon Man's victory in the court case against Caitlyn Jenner. The judge has wet un--[TV turns off]

[Moon Man] What do you want?

[Sun Man] Listen, Moon Man, I just want to say I want you out of my life.

[Moon Man] What else is new?

[Sun Man] No, I don't think you understand. I helped you win that fucking court case, and I haven't got one motherfucking thank you.

[Moon Man] That's because you know that not capping you is a good enough reward. Why don't you go back to the cotton fields and work, like your ancestors.

[Sun Man] You know what, Moon Man, fuck you. I hope you die in a fire.

[Moon Man] Who does that nigger think he is? And who do niggers in general think they are? Fucking spearchuckers. I wish I could find a way to cap their asses quicker. Oh well. I guess I'll go back to watching TV.

[TV announcer] Coming soon to TLC: American Unit. This rock-hard motherfucking TV show details the live inactions of a group of the best hunters ever to hunt down America's most wanted.

[dialtone]

[Star Man] Hello.

[Moon Man] Listen, Star Man, get Cloud Man. Tell him we're going on a hunt.

[Star Man] Um, okay, but what's this all about?

[Moon Man] I just saw this ad for a TV show, and it got me thinking. Why don't I get the best nigger killers around to lower the minority population? I've even come up with a name: KKK-Unit.

[Star Man] That's probably the stupidest name for anything I've ever heard.

[Moon Man] Just call Cloud Man. Alright niggers, you better watch out. KKK-Unit is coming.

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