"Moonman Calls Starman" is a short skit on The Heist in which Moon Man leaves a message on Star Man's answering machine demanding that he and Cloud Man come to the studio.

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[answering machine] Hello. We are not available now. Please leave your name and phone number after the beep. We will return your call.


Yo Starman, call Cloudman and get your asses to the studio. Make sure to bring up you guns 'cause we will blow shit up after. I will be waiting there.

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