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"Pornstar" is a song by Moon Man. It is the second track on his studio album The White Album: Part 1., and it also appears on The Ultimate Collection - Part 2: Grand Finale. The song features Audrina Patridge and has a brief cameo by Sun Man at the end of the song.

The song is different from most Moon Man songs, in which rather than a simple rap beat, it is R&B influenced, although Moon Man raps most of his lyrics. In this song, Moon Man kidnaps Audrina Patridge and proceeds to rape her at his house. Moon Man records his rapings, claiming that she is now a porn star and also mentions putting the videos on "Pornhub", a widely used Pornographic Website. In the second verse Moon Man kills Audrina, drags her dead body outside, and throws her corpse into Sun Man's backyard.

The song's working title was "Feminists 3.0".

Lyrics Edit

[Audrina] Oh yeah, Moonman. Shove your fat moon dick up my pussy. Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah.

[Moon Man] I walked into a bar. Hit a whore with a bar. Dragged her unconscious to my car. Five weeks later, she is more dry than a Potator. Shred her pussy with my cheese grater. I recorded it all on tape, full fledged rape. Sucking her juices tastes better than grapes. Did you think you could fuck with me? Well now you're getting fucked. Cmon keep going, this dick needs to be sucked.

[Audrina] Oh yeah, Moonman. I am your tool.

[Moon Man] Stand still, while I fuck your ass on this stool. You're a pornstar now, that's all you'll ever be. Number one on Pornhub, that's all I'll ever need.

[Audrina] Oh yeah, Moonman. I am your tool.

[Moon Man] Stand still, while I fuck your ass on this stool. You're a pornstar now, that's all you'll ever be. Number one on Pornhub, that's all I'll ever need.

[Moon Man] All women are equal in terms of being whores. Whenever I see a slut, I make her drop her drawers. She squirts her fluids, her virginity is no more. But when she puts her clothes on, I say "Goodbye Whore!" (gunshots) Her body lays lifeless on the floor. Drag the dead corpse right out the front door. Throw the object into Sun Man's backyard, because that nigger is a fucking retard.

[Audrina] Oh yeah, Moonman. I am your tool.

[Moon Man] Stand still, while I fuck your ass on this stool. You're a pornstar now, that's all you'll ever be. Number one on Pornhub, that's all I'll ever need.

[Audrina] Oh yeah, Moonman. I am your tool.

[Moon Man] Stand still, while I fuck your ass on this stool. You're a pornstar now, that's all you'll ever be. Number one on Pornhub, that's all I'll ever need.

[Audrina] All women are sluts. Moon Man is a god. And if you don't agree he'll strike you with his lightning rod. KKK, KKK.

[Moon Man] DJ Spyro, man, you did it.

[Sun Man] What the hell? Why is a dead body in my backyard?