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"The Real Moon Man" is a Moon Man song produced by SpecialDonkey in 2015 for the collaborative producers' album The Lunatic. It is a remix of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem. The song's verses focus on killing niggers, while the chorus disses the multitude of Moon Man posers out there who try to ride his coattails to fame and fortune. Sun Man, Audrina Patridge, and Paco the Spic also appear in the song, responding indignantly to Moon Man and being shot down by him. Moon Man also mocks Haseeb2 and claims to have killed him, and in one verse even Sun Man mocks Haseeb2 by imitating him.

This song was included on The Lunatic as a hidden track after "Ode to India". It also appears alone as track 5 on Tales from the KKK.

Moon Man created a previous version of this song with a different producer and included it as the "Intro" to WhiteTopia.

Lyrics Edit

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Moon Man please stand up I repeat Will the real Moon Man please stand up We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you've never seen a nigger before Pistols and AKs strapped, aiming at the fucking door Shooting that nigger ass better than before Watching that spearchucker fall down to the floor Lol, the niggers are back I need to attack, and then Haseeb2 says

Nothing you kikes, Haseeb2 is dead He's under my fucking bed, ha ha Spearchuckers love Moon Man

[Sun Man] Moon Man, I'm sick of him Look at him making songs about the negro Acting like he's the hero

That's right, I'm not gonna stop Till the amount of blacks is zero I'll make sure to monetize this shit So I get some dinero

I'm aiming at a nigger, I'm aiming at a nigger And if I'm lucky I just might pull the trigger And that's the message we deliver to these golddiggers They should stay away from me and my hairtrigger But I'm not a racist, it's pretty basic I just want to kill these fucking ape rapists Live in an oasis, that's just the basis These lynches are invasive And that's why they're gonna get wasted I'd rather kill a nig nog before I drink some egg nog If you need extermination of the nigger race You know who to call

'Cause I'm the real Moon Man Killer of niggers All you other moon men are just dumbass niggers So won't the real Moon Man please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 'Cause I'm the real Moon Man Killer of niggers All you other moon men are just dumbass niggers So won't the real Moon Man please stand up

I flopped my Moon cock on your mum Made her drink my Moon cum

[Audrina] Yum

I also fucked your grammy and your ugly-ass girlfriend Tammy All these orangutans want to fucking hang me I'll kill these baboons and Jesus Christ will thank me "But Moon Man," they say

[Sun Man] Why the hate? Why can't we just communicate?

I'd rather watch the death rates I gotta kill these coons before they hatch out the cocoons Get a burnt nigger and make him a nice cotton-picker Go home and wash the day with some nice-ass liquor Thank God I'm not a fucking nigger Being White is so tight And it just feels so right Thank the Moon my skin is bright And not the color of the night Haha

If you would like to join my Klan You know who to call

'Cause I'm the real Moon Man Killer of niggers All you other moon men are just dumbass niggers So won't the real Moon Man please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 'Cause I'm the real Moon Man Killer of niggers All you other moon men are just dumbass niggers So won't the real Moon Man please stand up

All these fucking niggers walking around with their camel lips It seem like they keep on getting bigger Makes we wanna flip Grab an AK and just pull the fucking trigger Hitler was a great man He just killed the wrong race Hopefully this time I can get the ace Make sure to kill these spearchuckers without a trace My Klan tells me to slow down, this isn't a race I won't stop till all these niggers are dead or in outer space There's a ton of nigger killers out there in the world Who talk like me, kill niggers like me, who might be the next best thing But they're just not me So will the real Moon Man please stand up And put one of the glocks in both hands up And be proud to be a nigger killer, out of control Sorry again, how does it go?

'Cause I'm the real Moon Man Killer of niggers All you other moon men are just dumbass niggers So won't the real Moon Man please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 'Cause I'm the real Moon Man Killer of niggers All you other moon men are just dumbass niggers So won't the real Moon Man please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 'Cause I'm the real Moon Man Killer of niggers All you other moon men are just dumbass niggers So won't the real Moon Man please stand up Please stand up Please stand up 'Cause I'm the real Moon Man Killer of niggers All you other moon men are just dumbass niggers So won't the real Moon Man please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

[Sun Man] Please do not say that word around me

Haha

[Audrina] Racism is not a joke This is not funny

I guess there's a Moon Man in all of us

[Sun Man] My name is Haseeb2 I am retarded and offended This song is whacked

[Audrina] Please stop

Fuck it, let's all kill some niggers, hey?

[Paco the Spic] Moon Man, you are not funny You're Whiter than Seal Go fucking kill yourself

KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK I'll see you dope-ass nigger killers in the next track Triple K for life Don't you dare forget it

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